First thing in the morning

I woke up one morning last week and heard Ruby moving around in her room. I left her alone for a few minutes while I attended to Tabitha and then went in. This is what I saw (it's diaper cream -- thick, gloopy diaper cream). This is what I heard: "Would you like a massaaaage?"

So of course I had to run and get my camera before I did anything else. (Ruby is making that face because she (claims to) hate taking pictures.)

And also this:

My title for this work: "Pretty Girl Making Sad Teething Face." Aww...