Thursday, September 24, 2009

Bish, please.

I knew it. Last night at the objine doctor, she told me I was maybe one centimeter dilated. Please, my dead grandfather is more dilated than that. All that to say, this baby is going not going to come out of my boy-howdy anytime soon (much cred to last night's "Glee" for that euphemism; may be the best one I've heard yet). W and Ru are in Tejas, I'm being babysat by my mom and sister, and all is right with the world (except I miss them painfully).

Also, I'm copying this idea:

Monday, September 21, 2009

So... sometime between now and Halloween, I guess?

So I went to the baby doc last Friday and asked, "When do I get my next ultrasound?"

In another two weeks if you haven't had the baby yet.

UM, whuuuut? At this point I still had four weeks left, so to cut that time in half was a little... alarming. So then I happened to mention (read: screech out in genuine panic) that W and Ru were going to Texas this weekend, which falls in that "two weeks if you haven't had the baby yet" time frame. To which, the baby doc said:

Hmm. You'd better come in the day before they leave. If you're at four centimeters or more, they probably shouldn't go.

OK, now we're officially off the reservation. Because that, dear friends, is in two days. In two days, la docteur will check my cooch and tell me if they baby is coming right then or not. I AM NOT DUE UNTIL MID-OCTOBER.

But let's breathe. Because, last time at least, I was in labor for at least eight to ten hours before I went to the hospital, and I was just then at four centimeters. Since I haven't had any signs of labor or pre-labor yet (Punxsutawney Mucous Plug has not shown his head to let us know if we have another three weeks of pregnancy or not), I am trying to remain calm. And frankly, even if T showed up right now, we'd be fine. There's just so much more stuff I'd like to get done beforehand -- silly nesting instinct.

Anypoodle. That's where we are. There are actually things (funny things! interesting things!) going on in my life that don't have to do with this pregnancy... and yet, with limited energy for this blogging bidniz, this is what you get.

Friday, September 11, 2009

I make big babies and I cannot lie, you other mothers can't deny...

Went to the baby doc this a.m. -- #2 is definitely head down, which is good.

The other major piece of news is that she's currently estimated to weigh in at 8 lbs., give or take .5 lbs. So she could (again, currently) weigh as little as 7.5 lbs or as much as (gulp) 8.5 lbs. Taking into account the fact that babies, on average, gain .5 lbs per week during the last month, #2 should weigh in at 9.5 to 10.5 lbs.

!?!?!?!?!?

So when I say she is head down, what I mean is that she has her massive, lady-part-stretching, already-grown-out-of-0-3-month-clothes head down, ready to rip me apart.

Oh dear god.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

That's my name, don't wear it out.

Ruby's been very into asking what people's names are. Today in the car, we had this exchange.

"What's your name, Mommy?"

"You know my name, silly. What is it?"

"Michelle Mommy Gentz!"

"Exactly."

...

[In case it needs explaining, only the first two are actually my names.]
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